You walk in, to see me sit in front of the fireplace. I look at you, smiling. Then Aphasia comes in. "Ahh... Hello my love. We have a guest." "So I noticed. Welcome." She walks to me and rests herself in my lap. I look at you again. "So tell me, what brought you to me? I assume you know what I am..."

"Yes, milord. I have been told."
"No. What then, are you?"