I smile, slightly revealing my fangs. They shimmer a little by the light of the fireplace. "I am a vampire, as is my beloved. I have been for the past three milennia. Oh... Do not worry. I won't harm you. I do not kill in my own quarters. Actually, I hardly kill at all. It is simply not my way." Aphasia looks at me with a smile. "But you did not come here only to ask this of him, no?"

"Actually, yes, I did." / "No. I did not."